WRENCHY61, 70 male
I am a dull and boring retired project engineer; but, a real classy kind of guy who wears a white baseball cap with a blue suit, pink tie, brown shoes, and white socks! My only lifetime aspiration is to just have a beautiful gal around like an ornament. My gal must have small feet that can fit under the kitchen cabinets at the toe board because my feet never fit, not even for doing dishes! If you cannot cook or the flies take up a collection to mend the hole in the screen door, bring along a smoke alarm to tell when the toast is done. I treat all women very well; a little pat on the head, a warm place to sleep, three squares a day and church early every Sunday morning are my requisites for a great relationship. I never put a leash on any of my gals so they are free to come and go as they please! And please, please, please, don't have a lot of baggage like you just arrived on Amtrak! One paper bag with Old Glory on it, packed with a black negligee, one tube of lipstick, some expensive perfume and a few other essentials is enough for starters. Leave the cigarettes, wrinkles, booze, PMS, lamenting, corsets, and stupidity along the road. Just hop in the back seat with me for the trip of your life. Make love not war! Happy motoring!